New Reality shows that should be made

 By Will Ullman - Sept 2018

There is no doubt that there is way too much reality TV at the moment. It seems to be insanely popular and doesn’t appear to be letting up. I have decided to recommend some of my own shows, that I’m sure would be ratings winners.

Divorced at First Sight

We have had “Married at First Sight” where a bunch of delusional idiots decide to get married to someone they don’t know, believing that maybe there’s a chance the marriage may work.  So why not have one where people get married and then get divorced straight away. I’m sure the people would be a lot happier with the outcome. You could make some real stars out of that one. No longer would you have to spend years in dead end relationships like that old bat Liz Taylor did. Be a star on this show and you can have all those marriages out of the way and checked off without all the drama and the heartache!

Biggest Loser Survivor

I propose a kind of a cross over reality show that is set on a tropical island somewhere, however on this one they are all super heavy weights and the idea is to lose weight by being starved for a month. The only food they will get to eat is each other and this will be determined at tribal council. So instead of voting someone off the island, they will be voting who goes into the pot.

The Criminal

This will actually be a cross between “The Apprentice” and “Cops”.  It will be run the same as “The Apprentice” and you will have people competing against each other to see who will be the ultimate crook. So there will be different challenges, which will involve crimes of some kind, that the participants compete in. The catch will be that there will be a bunch of cops out there trying to bust them.

Chess with the Stars

We’ve had Dancing with the Stars, so why not something more entertaining like Chess? We can have celebrities sitting at tables playing chess against one another. A ratings winner for sure… at least that’s what my nerdy friend Clarence reckons.

Hell’s Race 

You got it, another cross over. This time its “Hell’s Kitchen” and “the Amazing Race”. The problem with the Amazing Race is that the couples in that one are having way too much fun and experiencing amazing stuff. We need to change this so that they are suffering and we get to enjoy watching them suffer. I propose that Gordon Ramsey be the host of this and instead of doing fun things, he gets them doing all sorts of horrific and nasty stuff, like escaping from rabid dogs or swimming through crocodile infested waters.