I've been promoted!

July 2021

Yes, my brothers and sisters, I am no longer simply Pastor Jake anymore. I am now Bishop Jake O’Brian.

Due to my fantastic work as head of Pastor Jake Ministries, God has deemed it fit to give me a much more prestigious title. After all, if a guy like Bryan Tamaki can become a bishop, then so should a genuine follower of Christ who leads the people into TRUE Christianity.

And that’s what I have been doing for a few years now. Helping people who think they are Christians know that their version of Christianity is wrong and guiding them to truth. As part of Pastor Jake Ministries, the holy spirit guides its adherents so that they can gain a correct understanding of God’s word. Unlike all those other so-called Christians out there. They all think they have it right, but they are wrong, brothers and sisters. HALLELUJAH!

So I will now be known as Bishop O’Brian and my holy ministry will now be known as Bishop O’Brian Ministries. PRAISE GOD! So you can be even more assured that you are on the right track as you won’t just be under a plain old pastor, but a superstar! A Bishop! A man who is right up there along side Jesus Christ himself. HALLELUJAH! You can treat me like Jesus, just like Bishop Tamaki’s followers treat him like Jesus! But please, no feet kissing. I don’t want your germs on my toes.

So how about celebrating with me by sending in lumps sums of cash to Bishop O’Brian Ministries so that we can bring even more wayward Christians to the truth?

Hallelujah!