Blob with us

This is a parody of the Chick tract "God with us", the original of which can be found here.

WARNING: Contains bad language, although I mainly changed all the #$%@$ and stuff, which is Jack Chick's way of cursing without getting censored.

A dodgy Christian pervert (Blob Williams, Jack Chick's idea of the perfect Christian man), corners two gullible and over trusting children and attempts to lure them into his snare.

Special note: You really need to look at the original slide for this one. It really does look as though Blob has a gleam in his eye as he's talking about virgins.

Did you accept Jesus Kryasst as your own personal slaver?

q  No thanks. I don’t believe in your God, so I can’t make a decision regarding him.

q  No thanks. I prefer reality thanks

q  No way, I wouldn’t want to worship a genocidal deity like that. Anyone who will torture someone for all eternity just for not worshiping him is not worthy to follow in my books

q  Rack off! I’m not a complete retard you know

q  Yes, I want to worship at the feet of Jesus for all eternity.

q  Yes. The seriously flawed Pascal’s Wager sounded like a good reason to believe

q  Yes. I really wanted to live in a comfortable delusion.

q  Yes, I did it to get all the rewards and to avoid being tortured for all eternity (like the majority of Christians)

q  Yes, I’ll believe anything you tell me, because I’m that damn gullible.

q  Yes, I can’t wait to see all those evil unbelievers suffer as they burn in Hell