Kidnapped

This is a spoof of the Chick Tract of the same name. The original can be viewed here.

Lesson: God does nothing when children are sold into sexual slavery.

Note: The implication here is that God has caused a domestic disturbance and it could only possibly be achieved by manipulating the freewill of the couple involved. God's intended result is that this will delay the officer so that a little later on he will be in the right place at the right time when the true villain of this tale appears.

Note: What Farter is about to experience shows us that human behavior is a result of evolution. Even the woman can see that her husband is behaving like an animal and calls him one. Of course Farter, because he is a deluded idiot, will think it’s all a result of Satan. However if God truly did set this up to delay Farter from getting to where he’s going, it wasn’t caused by Satan!

Note: God does nothing as this sick bastard manhandles Helly and shoves the terrified girl into the trunk. Things like this have happened to many kids, but God does nothing for them either. However in this Chick tract, supposedly this girl is extra special and God is going to help her.

Note: in the original tract we have God speaking to Helly telling her to yell at the kidnapper. LOL. What a pathetic God Jack Chick has if he believes that's all a god can and would do in this situation. Why is it that God's ways always look like natural ways? In my version of this tract, we see a more realistic scenario where the girl comes up with an obvious reaction to the situation she is in. Shout.