Poor Little Lamb

This is a spoof of a Chick Tract of the same name. To see the original, click here.

In this sick Chick Tract we see that bloodthirsty gods require blood sacrifices and that the blood of innocent humans is far more potent and more pleasing to God then just some bovine animal's.

Did you accept Jesus Kryasst as your own personal slaver?

q  No thanks. I don’t believe in your God, so I can’t make a decision regarding him.

q  No thanks. I prefer reality thanks

q  No way, I wouldn’t want to worship a genocidal deity like that. Anyone who will torture someone for all eternity just for not worshiping him is not worthy to follow in my books

q  Rack off! I’m not a complete retard you know

q  Yes, I want to worship at the feet of Jesus for all eternity.

q  Yes. The seriously flawed Pascal’s Wager sounded like a good reason to believe

q  Yes. I really wanted to live in a comfortable delusion.

q  Yes, I did it to get all the rewards and to avoid being tortured for all eternity (like the majority of Christians)

q  Yes, I’ll believe anything you tell me, because I’m that damn gullible.

q  Yes, I can’t wait to see all those evil unbelievers suffer as they burn in Hell