The Warning

This is a parody of the Chick tract of the same name, the original of which can be found here.

In the original tract, Jack Chick has used the analogy of a dangerous water hole to teach a bible lesson about warnings. In my version I have made the analogy to line up more with the bible than Jack did.

Note: At this point it makes me wonder why Jack Chick would think that all those warning signs were adequate. The best sign to put up there would be "STAY OUT - SNAKES".  That would keep anyone out of there! It really goes to show you that to be able to draw a parallel between real life and the bible, the warnings have to be half-assed.

Did you accept Jesus Kryasst as your own personal slaver?

q  No thanks. I don’t believe in your God, so I can’t make a decision regarding him.

q  No thanks. I prefer reality thanks

q  No way, I wouldn’t want to worship a genocidal deity like that. Anyone who will torture someone for all eternity just for not worshiping him is not worthy to follow in my books

q  Rack off! I’m not a complete retard you know

q  Yes, I want to worship at the feet of Jesus for all eternity.

q  Yes. The seriously flawed Pascal’s Wager sounded like a good reason to believe

q  Yes. I really wanted to live in a comfortable delusion.

q  Yes, I did it to get all the rewards and to avoid being tortured for all eternity (like the majority of Christians)

q  Yes, I’ll believe anything you tell me, because I’m that damn gullible.

q  Yes, I can’t wait to see all those evil unbelievers suffer as they burn in Hell