Star Wars IV - A new hope

I had really high hopes for this movie, but unfortunately the New Hope was completely Hopeless.

What an absolutely appalling movie this is. What do people see in it? It’s nothing but the glorifying of an incestuous relationship between a boy and his sister. You have this boy lusting after his sister and doing everything he can to rescue her so that he might have sex with her some time down the track. DISGUSTING!

Oh don’t you start! Don’t go trying to tell me he didn’t know that she was his sister! He jolly well knew it! Just like my son Tucker knew that his 10 year old cousin was… oh I am soo not going there. Needless to say, I’m not having that kind of filthy behaviour in my family and I don’t expect to see it in my movies either! Especially not so-called family entertainment!

Of course Luke Slyporker knew that Princess Layher was his sister! He had the Farce didn’t he? “Use the FARCE Luke!” The Farce would have made it clear to him. Which is another thing I’m not happy about. The Farce! A FALSE GOD! I’m a good Christian woman and there is only one God and that is Jesus Christ! He is the one that has turned me into the pure and holy woman I am today. The bible says quite clearly that any other God that is not Jesus is a FALSE God! The Farce is one such false god and nobody, not even Obi Wan Kingobi, should be drawing any kind of benefits from it!

Let’s not even get into the clearly Satanic side of this movie. Daft Vader and the Dork Side! That is all do with Satan nothing more. And when it comes down to it, the Farce is to do with Satan too as it’s a false God! Oh and don’t forget all those demoniac characters you see throughout this movie like the Jawas and the Tuskin Raiders!

Star Wars is a despicable move and not at all suitable for viewing by anyone. Don’t watch this movie or it will just lure you to the Dork Side! Don’t let your children watch it! Avoid it at all costs!

Rating 1 star.

Reviewer: Aunty Lil