PUTIN INFULTRATES UKRAINIAN CIRCUS!

The Rapture!

Everything's lining up! 
AGAIN!

ORIGINAL movie
released in cinemas! 

Dalai Lama becomes
CATHOLIC PRIEST!

Oscars RIGGED

Truth exposed!

 
Article we forgot to include in previous editions

Welcome to the special

3rd Anniversary edition of

UBBA MAGAZINE!!

Amazing new articles

which never got written due to

PARTYING TOO HARD!

ANNIVERSARY GIVEAWAYS!

We drank them ourselves!

Wal's big scoop. 

You'll never believe this story!

Tucker Pyles missing??

Where has he gone?

Do we care?

One Direction 

BANNED from releasing

SOLO ALBUMS!

New Reality show...

DIVORCED AT FIRST SIGHT!

Trump voters proven to be less intelligent than average

Aretha Franklyn 

officiates own funeral!

"Sisters are doing it for themselves!"

Hubble Telescope discovers MORE planets we'll never be able to visit! 

POLITICIANS BANNED FROM GOVERNMENT

"They're just not right

for the job!"

 NEW SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE!

Churches cause 

HURRICANES!

School detentions now considered ABUSE!

Cat sues owner for naming him Fluffy!

Cyst found on Trump's back.
Surgeons successfully

remove Trump!

NEW WORLDWIDE LAW!

All aging rock stars MUST retire at

SIXTY!!  

Will Ferrell stars in his very first FUNNY MOVIE!!

Trump to build wall out of              LEGO BRICKS!

New Church Statistics -  

Hypocrisy down to record low of 93%!

Coke really IS better than Pepsi!

101 ways to kill a man with a
COKE BOTTLE!!

VATICAN GIVING UP WEALTH TO HELP
THE NEEDY!!!!

"We finally decided to obey Jesus!"

DEAD BODY FOUND IN GRAVEYARD! 

Microsoft goes BANKRUPT

"Our new god detecting software failed!"

Passenger's smelly socks force emergency landing. 

School Prizegivings:

New awards for mediocrity! 

{Headline to be deleted before publication}

ROYAL FAMILY

DETHRONED!!

UBBA Magazine campaign
A SUCCESS!

Loch Ness Monster CAPTURED!

Santa Claus announces RETIREMENT!

"I'm sick and tired of ungrateful little brats"

Drawings of the prophet Mohammed. NUDE!!!

Morning people - not as superior as they think.

New research on dreams. "They're just dreams! There is no bloody meaning to them!" 

ABBA

REUNITE FOR

WORLD TOUR!

(UBBA Magazine's

ultimate concert fantasy)

Snakes & Ladders.

To be at next Olympics! 

Interview with Satan  

"God made me do it!" 

Unbelievable!
Pro-Wrestler dies of OLD AGE!

Democracy ends in NZ!

Winston Peters decides who will be in power

Astonishing headline - yet to be reported.

Kermit the Frog to run for presidency next time around!

"If Trump can do it,

why not me?"

Childhood nursery rhymes

The repulsive truth! 

MacDonald's new INDIGESTION FREE burger!

Danny Devito to be the

NEXT JAMES BOND!!

First Rap single released 

that isn't crap!  

Join UBBA's protest march against

Dissenters!   

DONALD TRUMP

VOTED

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!

Microsoft starts producing

RELIABLE SOFTWARE!!!

Shocking headline you'll never get over! 

Roger Moore tribute

The Bond who rogered more 

Celebrity shock revelation:

"I had consensual sex with Bill Cosby!"

New state of the art hotel 

Read about New Zealand's newest prison 

A headline you'll just ignore!

WORLD'S FIRST

INVISIBLE MAN! 

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!!

FAILED TERRORIST ATTACK!

Muslim blows up his own mosque! Allah furious!

Sesame Street - a breeding ground for criminals!

Fake News! UBBA Magazine makes a stand against this new fad.

Ray Comfort - Says something RATIONAL!!!!

How to be a REAL MAN and still eat QUICHE!!

A headline put in because there's nothing else cool or funny to report! 

Quentin Tarantino

to remake

THE SOUND OF MUSIC!

"And Tim Roth gets a bullet in the stomach YET again!"

Humpty Dumpty SUES wall builders!!

A headline you'll just ignore!

New Methane Emissions Tax to be imposed on curry eaters!

Another superhero movie we don't care about released today! 

Microsoft produces new software people actually LIKE.

Article that has been made invisible so you can't read it! 

SANTA CLAUS JAILED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING!

No gift deliveries this Xmas

Computer games classes to be

added to NZ SCHOOL CURRICULUM!

NZ PM - Jon Key resigns. "UBBA Magazine made me look so bad, I had no choice".

Santa's Elves speak out - The abuse endured under Santa.

Basil Fawlty opens up 

         NEW HOTEL!

'This time no Spanish waiters!'

Buck Rogers, US astronaut prepares for deep space mission!

ZOMBIES in 

DOWNTOWN AUCKLAND!

GOD - Exclusive interview!!!

UBBA MAGAZINE, CLEANS UP AT THE SMaTNoR AWARDS!

Caveman discovered masquerading as NEW ZEALAND POLITICIAN!

Some friend of some cousin of some celebrity DEAD! 

Big Foot myth exposed. 
Believers really are deluded!

Famous celebrity robbed. Loses .002% of her fortune.

MADONNA BECOMES 
NUN!!!!

New Planet discovered! THRER!

It's Earth but runs BACKWARDS!

NEW 9/11 CONSPIRACY REVEALED.
It was really King Kong!

Cancer - Studies show just breathing will cause it!

Willy Wonka - Slave driver. The Oompa Loompas finally speak out. 

Steven King writes 

ROMANCE NOVEL!

Spoof headline which nobody in their right mind would take seriously

BARNEY THE DINOSAUR

SELF CONFESSED PEDOPHILE!

THE RETURN OF
ADOLF HITLER!

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!

NEWS FROM HEAVEN

Bud Spencer teams up with the Marx Brothers in new movie!

A look at Stephen Spielberg's latest... JAWS LIVE!!

TV show "The Walking Dead"

BASED ON FACT!!

 The Milli Vanilli of 2016:

    ONE DIRECTION!

Something stupid you probably won't laugh at.

QUEEN GOES BATTY - KNIGHTS ONE OF HER CORGIS!

Alien spaceship lands in Auckland City.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS!

Next season of Survivor: Survivor - Hunger Games!

New Zealand's first honest politician speaks! 

SHOCKING SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY! Breathing Oxygen takes 20 years off your life!!

More than 100 GB of

obscene material!

SYLVESTER STALLONE QUITS ACTING! TAKES UP TAP DANCING!
"That and ballet were always my true passions."

SCANDALS, SCANDALS AND MORE SCANDALS

THE MOST INCREDIBLE ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN!!

NUCLEAR WAR IN RUSSIA!

Led Zeppelin shocker! Stairway to Heaven really written by Billy Graham!

Something just to fill in a gap on the front cover!

David Letterman cracks FUNNY JOKE!

Article which nobody could be bothered writing so we never published it.

JACKO's death a FAKE! - He's alive and well

and living with Elvis!

Boy arrives late to Maths Class. TWO YEARS LATE!

News from Heaven: 
David Bowie, Lemmy and Glenn Frey form new pop group! 

Stunning confession, 
"I survived eating MacDonalds Hamburger!"

Man spends his afternoon HAND FEEDING PIRANHAS!

Katy Perry visits hair salon. Shaves off hair. "I want to be a Hare Krishna!"

MICHAEL JACKSON'S MISSING GLOVE FOUND!!

Daniel Craig drinks a beer every Friday night!

Boy arrives LATE FOR MATHS CLASS!

News flash!: 

David Bowie, Lemmy and Glenn Frey are no longer with us!

Girl eats MACDONALD'S HAMBURGER!

Man spends his afternoon fishing!

Katy Perry goes to HAIR SALON!

FREDDIE KRUGER BECOMES BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!

"It's why Elm Street is safe to live in these days."

MILEY CYRUS does something TASTEFUL!

JUSTIN BEIBER USES VOICE SIMULATOR FOR FEAR OF BEING EXPOSED AS A SHAM!

Tucker Pyles goes on DIET!

Mr Bean

SERIAL KILLER!

Kermit the Frog wins

Mr Universe Contest!

$20 Million Dollars to be won!

Top Secret info revealed for the first time!

GAME OF THRONES SHOCKER!

NO MAJOR CHARACTERS TO BE KILLED OFF NEXT SEASON...

BILLY T JAMES TURNS UP AT HANGI!

"I just popped in for some kai, Bro!"

HOMER SIMPSON TO RUN FOR US PRESIDENT!

JOHN KEY
SHOCK REVELATION!

"I'm really an alien from a planet near Beetlejuice."

Oxygen - Cause of most fatal diseases in the world today!

Totally boring article which you probably couldn't be bothered    reading so we didn't publish it.